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Headstrong Young Pilot Meets Seasoned Pilot

An Air Force C-130 was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “watch this !” and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.

The C-130 pilot said, “That was impressive, but watch this!”

The C-130 droned along for about 10 minutes, and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said “What did you think of that?”

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, “What did you do?”

The C-130 pilot chuckled, “I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, relieved myself, then got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll.”

“Any other questions?”

And the moral of the story is . . .

When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem a good thing !

When you are older and smarter, comfort and dull is not such a bad thing !!

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Listen Carefully When You Get Older

An 78 year old man went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. The next time the doctor saw him he asked how he was doing.

“Great,” said the old guy. “I did just what you told me. Get a hot momma and be cheerful.”

“I didn’t say that,” said the doctor.

“I said you’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.”

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